I try to run my eyes over sections of the library book collections whenever I am walking around during a break.
When I spotted this shelf of books, I knew I had finally found an answer to all the questions that I have had about our neighbor to the north.
"Understanding Canada"!!!
Best of all...apparently a reader could gain a full understanding of the country by reading a mere 621 pages.
Wouldn't this book be just the thing to get a handle on all things Canada?
Apparently the monograph has had its readers.
(Make that reader, singular).
Isn't that sad?
Of course I was glad to know that there was nothing new to learn about Canada after 1984.
I like a country where nothing much changes over time.
I opened one of the other books on the shelf, a thinner book, and turned to the chapter on Canadian daily life.
(Major apologies for the sideways way of this cell phone shot photo).
It probably is important to grasp the concept that the most popular pastime in the evening for Canadians is watching television.
Hmmm...I need to see a break down of population segments within the survey to figure out if that is a true statement across the board.
Knowing how food oriented my few Canadian acquaintance are, I turned to the chapter on food; curious to know if it is an obsession shared across the vast country, or if food is a fetish focus of only a few.
Apparently posing a question about a national food will likely generate "a long thoughtful pause" from a typical Canadian.
Shoot...I know the answer to that question:
Wieners.
Every Canadian blogger writes about wiener roasts.
I still don't understand that fascination and the book about Understanding Canada didn't even have the word "wiener" in the index.
Paska, drinking beer with breakfast, why they use "eh?" at the end of a sentence and are so often able to take six weeks of vacation a year: Those were the key "Understanding Canada" questions that I felt were left totally unaddressed within the 621 pages of the book and all the other smaller books as well.
Secretive bunch up north, aren't they?
Makes me wonder what else about themselves that they are not willing to discuss.