Summer Days are so blissful...or not.

Frenchie:  "Ah, summer.  Time to relax, nap, and enjoy life."

Frenchie: "Life just doesn't get better than this for an old fat cat like me."

Jill:  "Um, Frenchie?  You might want to take a quick look behind you."

Frenchie:  "What the...how did HE get on the bird feeder?  You told me it was a squirrel proof bird feeder! 
Squirrel...git! Git right now!"

Squirrel:  "Hee hee hee....stupid cat..."

Frenchie: "You listen to me Squirrel.  You had better take off or I am coming to get you!"

Squirrel:  "Yeah?  You and what army?"

Squirrel: "I am fine right where I am. In fact I think I will take a little nap".

Frenchie:  "Oh no you won't.  I will come and get you..."

Frenchie:  "Any minute now, I am going to leap over there and get you".

Squirrel: "Fat chance Fatty".

Frenchie:  "I'm not kidding..."

Squirrel:  "I'd like to see you try!"

Squirrel:  "Ppbbbtttthhhh!"
Frenchie:  "Oh you are making me SO mad!"

Squirrel: "See ya later, Sucker!"

Frenchie: "Wow...that little buggah can really move".

(Frenchie makes a mental note to speak to the neighbor with an airgun who enjoys popping squirrels as needed. Having successfully chased off the squirrel with minimal effort, Frenchie blissfully returns to her nap).