Frenchie: "Life just doesn't get better than this for an old fat cat like me."
Jill: "Um, Frenchie? You might want to take a quick look behind you."
Frenchie: "What the...how did HE get on the bird feeder? You told me it was a squirrel proof bird feeder!
Squirrel...git! Git right now!"
Frenchie: "You listen to me Squirrel. You had better take off or I am coming to get you!"
Squirrel: "Yeah? You and what army?"
Squirrel: "I am fine right where I am. In fact I think I will take a little nap".
Frenchie: "Oh no you won't. I will come and get you..."
Frenchie: "Any minute now, I am going to leap over there and get you".
Squirrel: "Fat chance Fatty".