"Please do not use the west exit door from the building. A badger is outside in the parking area. Animal control has been notified."
"Between 10 and 11 am Skin Care students need people available to get a manicure. Also need volunteers for waxing."
"Get ready for swim suit season. Hair is for bears, get waxed!"
(I'll spare you the picture of the wax job. I think the badger was just looking a wax and a manicure myself.)