It is very important to continue learning new things as we age.
I, for instance, learned from the Lifelong Learning catalogue that "Zombies are invading neighborhoods all across the country".
That seemed like a pretty broad statement to me, or at least it did until I went looking for a picture of a zombie (just in case they were right about this zombie situation...I needed to know what a zombie might look like nowadays) and came across this:
This is serious.
My parents, daughter, and grandkittens all live in San Diego!
The course description read:
Zombies are invading neighborhoods all across the country but we can help you prepare for them. Our Zombie expert gives you the tools you need to protect yourself from these creeping disasters. Whether you're just starting to plan your defense or you already have some measures in place, you will not want to miss out on this opportunity. When the Zombies knock out your power or initiate devastating natural disasters, you'll be able to face them confidently and with the weapons you need to defeat them.
Wednesday, 6:00 PM - 7:30 PM; 5 sessions starting January 13, 2010, ending February 10, 2010
The zombie problem must be WAY bigger than I originally thought: When I went online to sign up just now, it turned out that the class was already full.
Save me Obama. You're my only hope.